And Now For Something Completely Different...

"Humph...If only I were bigger, I'd fix that puppy's wagon for sure..yea.if only I were BIGGER.."

 

Do you hear something?

 

I mean something weird..like big paw steps...

 

I think it's coming from over there....

 

...what the...... YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWW"

 

Uh-Oh.............MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....we have company!!!!!!!!!!

 

"Good Afternoon.......might I have a word with you?"

 

Uh.yea....MAAAAAAAA.. there's a big cat that wants to talk to me.......I mean REALLY BIG!!!! "How big Becky?"

 

...um well like maybe bigger than me........

 

"Now Becky, there can't be a cat bigger than you ...... unless...........remember what I told you would happen if you kept chasing Bootsie...""Ask her to come in and have a seat and I will be downstairs in a minute...and you might want to get her a cup of tea, it's very cold out today....."

 

OK Ma....uhhhhhh...my Ma told me to get you a hot cup of tea...would you like that?

 

"Why thank you, indeed I would..I am certain that you know why I am here Becky.....you have been bothering the cats a little too much lately... Now I understand that you are a spirited puppy but you have to be considerate of other animals too! I think you know that, correct?""Try to follow the example set by your brother Angus"

 

"He knows how to approach life!"

 

"....remember that not every animal has your zest for life"

 

"...and try to be kinder to the cats.......when you are excited they don't always know how to interpret your behavior..."

 

Ummmmmmm.......well Okay...are we done now...'because I got a lotta birds to go chase

 

...I mean play with!
"......Oh Becky....... yes we're done with our little chat..hopefully I won't have to return for awhile"

 

Bye giant cat lady....who ever you are!

 

"Whew....that was close.....wait 'til FLAT NIGEL sees this...you other puppies better heed Flat Bootsie's words!!!!"