Make Mine A Double Monday!

Well here's the story that I promised (from Angus' pawspective) about the groomer ( and not being groomed!)

"My friend Richard dropped me off at the vettie place....Ma was busy waiting for Dad to get home and was running around like a chicken with no head. Well to make a long tail short( which was what the lady tried to do to me)......I was a chicken, and I lost my head."

"There were a lot of big dogs barking and growling and howling. The lady seemed nice and was very pretty. Everything was going fine. I had my nice bath, and my fur got dried real nice....then I lost my mind....at least that's what my Ma said I did."
"Normally I put up with a lot.....I even let the lady vet hog tie me to get a pee sample the last time we were there! They put a leather muzzle on me and when Ma saw me, she said it looked like I was in a bad movie that had doggie bondage....or was that bonedage...I forget."

"The nice tech lady took me away and put me in a little cage with the other little dogs.......I was embarrassed, but what could I do? I waited for Ma to come and get me and we went home....without a haircut. Now Ma told me today that my new Auntie Lynn will help her cut my hair. When my baby sister Becky BlueBelle gets here on Saturday they will try and make me look presentable....I think that means that I'm supposed to look like a present for Becky!"

"That's my tail ( errrrrr...tale) of a bad hair day...and Ma told me that she may accidentally spill beer on the keyboard again...but that it might be a double after all the stress...but Ma still loves me no matter what and that makes me happy!"

Hence the need for the double martini, followed many hours later after having conzumed the double caffeine beverage.

Five More Days

Adding a pair of doggie socks to the mix too! Check back to see what else we have added to the GIVEAWAYduring the week!