"Well Becky we have a lot of laundry to do today....are you ready to help your Ma?"
"Uh....yea I guess so....what do I have to do?"
"Well you know we have to sort all the clothes, whites from colors, dark from light.......we have a great new detergant that is all natural, no harsh chemicals to add to the environment...see Sweetie?"
"Wait a minute you mean we are gonna wash stuff that finally got dirty enough to be comfortable in........BOL...you gotta be kiddin' me "
"How about if I watch you Ma, while I model my Spring wardrobe for ya?"
"I can show off my new haircut from every angle...
"You can tell me how adorable I look...how my eyelashes frame my beautiful eyes pawfectly!!!"
"....how simply innocent I look....I mean really Ma, maybe we can get Gus to help us......"
"..better yet why don't we post a couple of pix of me and him? 
"...Well we could do that, but you keep hamming it up so much, poor Gus never gets to be top dog anymore!"
"Gus I'm sorry.....I don't mean to take you out of the spotlight....you know I love ya, right buddy?"
".......aww that's okay puppy....every dog has its day......I think today just might be yours!"
